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prof. Anatoly Antohin Theatre UAF AK 99775 USA
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Folding (one-act from "Story od David Z.")
[ there are other one-acts, I wrote under "Simulacra" title, but they are on disks and I don't know when and if I will ever get to those texts. I wanted to write "dramanovel" (my vtheatre ideas before I understand the idea of virtual theatre. ]
Lunch break. They are in costumes, eating, drinking, smoking behind a shopping mall, near garbage containers. Music is playing over loud speakers.
[ the surfers, I don not have MM costumes, makeup or file files on "MM fucks his mother in the ass" -- go somewhere else to get it. Search for it. Study it. Take some classes. It's not here. I tried to write "an American Play" about the foolishness and hipocracy of my fellow Americans. About my American Experience...
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GEORGE: Are you all right?
MIKE: Look, the mouse. Right there.
GEORGE: It's hot today. They can't sit in a can.
MIKE: Did you ever have a pet?
MIKE: I had a mouse. The usual, white one. Do you know what I called him?
GEORGE: Mike, what's the matter?
MIKE: (About the mouse.) Do you know what he is thinking about now?
MIKE: The mouse.
GEORGE: It's a rat.
MIKE: It's me. I know all his thoughts.
GEORGE: So, what's the problem? You do presidents and clowns, too.
MIKE: Yes, but it's not me, it's him who plays. When I do Abraham Lincoln, you know who acts, who is behind? Mickey Mighty Mouse.
GEORGE: Why don't you quit?
MIKE (Coming closer): I think about him. You know who thinks? Not me, him. He does everything. Everybody loves him. Nobody ever asked me to give them a hug. Why? I'm a man, I read books, I have a degree. What does he have that I don't?
GEORGE: You take it too personal.
MIKE: I'm a person. He is a person. All day I think about it. Day after day.
GEORGE: Take some time off. You'll go nuts.
MIKE: I have all the time in the world! It's he who is busy. Why do they want to see him? Why not me? They don't ask for me, or you, even for Santa. They want him, the mouse! Do you know how many photos we two have done? I don't remember, I lost count. Who is crazy? (Looking through the pictures.)
GEORGE: Why do you keep them? Throw them away.
MIKE: Look, look at the kids! (Gives George photos.) They all are dead. Murdered. I hug them and they are dammed, they become little idiots. They will never recover. Never.
GEORGE: I did him too. It's just a stupid job. Who cares? It's nothing. Think about your writing.
MIKE: It's not MY writing! It's HIS writing! Don't you see? I write for him. Don't you see how stupid it is? It's the mousy writing. I look at them, their feelings, their words -- it's not human.
GEORGE: Listen, I know it's tough. Year after year after year. It's life, Mickey.
MIKE: Do you know who he is?
GEORGE: I can talk with the boss. Do you want me to?
MIKE: He IS the boss.
GEORGE: Mike, Mike, what is it?
MIKE: He is God. He is the Second Coming....
GEORGE: Let me talk....
MIKE: I can prove it.
GEORGE: Come on, come on, Mike! What? Is it better to be a guard? Casher? Waiter?
MIKE: They are not animals!
GEORGE: You are not a mouse!
MIKE: Not yet.
GEORGE: Do you want to switch?
MIKE: I hate clowns.
GEORGE: Go home. (About the costume.) Take it off and go home. I'll cover for you.
MIKE: No, not home. I'm thinking about him. All the time. It's his home.
GEORGE: I mean it, man. You have to stop it.
MIKE (picks up Mickey's head): Look, look! He is always happy. Do you know why? Because he is stupid. Because there's nothing in his life to think about. Because he has no life. None. Nothing to remember.
GEORGE: Mike! What is that? Method acting?
MIKE: Do it for ten more years and you'll know. You don't understand how serious the situation is.
GEORGE: What situation?
MIKE: Our situation.
GEORGE: I'll make it.
MIKE: You won't.
GEORGE: Is it so?
MIKE: Listen to your voice.
GEORGE: What about my voice?
MIKE: It's a clown's voice.
GEORGE: I put it on. (Pause.) Fuck you. (Pause.) Fuck you, Mike. (Leaves.)
(Mike goes to the garbage container.)
MIKE: Are you there? Do you hear me? (Talking to a mouse.) Do you want to switch? Do you want to be human? Come out! (Hits the garbage.) Let's do it! Come on! (Hits again.) Answer me! (Gets the gun from his pocket and shoots inside the trash container.)
(George runs back.)
GEORGE: Are you drunk? Is it you?
MIKE: I killed him.
GEORGE: Where did you get the gun?
MIKE: "Where did you you get the gun?" "The gun!" "Oy! Ay!" I did. For protection. Blink, blink.
GEORGE: Give it to me.
MIKE: He is there (points at the garbage.)
GEORGE: You're nuts.
MIKE: I told you. Did I?
GEORGE: All right! You killed the fucking mouse. Okay?
MIKE: Do you know what he said?
GEORGE: Shut up! You are an idiot. You are a stupid idiot.
MIKE: Do you want to know? His last words?
GEORGE: You think only you have problems. You are so full of it. So full of yourself. Yes, you are! Give me the gun! (Grabs Mike.) Give it up!
MIKE I have a message for you, his last words.... GEORGE Yeah? You want to play your damn play? Is it something you're writing or what? MIKE He said, "Tell George to remember one thing...." GEORGE Shut up! You are pathetic! Poor Michael! Oh, baby! Sad Mickey! Who the hell do you think you are? MIKE He said that he loves everybody. He loves all people. He forgives them. He sees no evil in them. He loves his neighbor, his enemy, everyone! GEORGE Are you done? MIKE He loves you, George. GEORGE You are sick. That's what you are. A sick idiot. MIKE Do you know how he died? He did die, George. My mouse. The real one. He got stuck. I think he committed suicide. We called him Mike, Jr. The junior was a real man, he killed himself. He didn't want to be Mickey Mouse. He was not a pet. He was thinking, I watched him, he would sit and think for hours. I would take him out, but he wouldn't eat. He never smiled.... GEORGE What do you want? What is this all about? MIKE He starved himself to death. I knew what he was doing. I asked him -- "Why, why?" I begged him. I asked him the same question -- "What do you want? What is the problem?" GEORGE Mike, Mike, talk to me. Forget the fucking mouse.... MIKE You know, sometimes it gets you so bad. Out of nowhere, just -- boom, and it's in your heart. And no way you can take it out. Like a needle.... GEORGE Is it something at home? Mike? MIKE You want to scream! You want to say it, but you can't, you're a mouse. You have no words, just sounds. And your mind goes into a million pieces. And then you are empty.... GEORGE What is it, Mike? (Holds him.) What? MIKE (He doesn't listen.) I am a special mouse, a human mouse. Super-mouse. That's what I am. That's what we are. That's why we all love Mickey. Not a cat, or a dog. The mouse! Because I can do nothing about it, about my life.... GEORGE It's okay, Mike. MIKE (Continues.) Mickey is a man, he pays my bills, puts food on the table, clothes me. Like a father. He never cries. He always smiles. George, it's bad, man. GEORGE I know, man. (Takes his gun and throws it in the garbage.) Do you want a cigarette? MIKE (Shakes his head.) I got up in the morning. As usual. The morning is always the same. She's usually up before me. She gets up before me.... So, I go there and she is sleeping. So, I do the stuff, go out, and then something hits me, I don't know what, so I go back. From the corner, back to our floor, and every step, every one like -- yes, yes, yes, you're right. I stood, for God knows how long, before the door. (Pause.) She is dead, George. I didn't open the door. I knew, I know it. GEORGE No! MIKE He killed her. GEORGE Oh, Mike! MIKE I called. (George hugs Mike.) GEORGE Mike, Mickey, listen, we go'll together, all right? I'll go with you. MIKE Do you know, when I opened the door, she was sleeping so peaceful.... You know how many times I thought about it? This moment. I thought I could be ready. George.... GEORGE Yes. MIKE I don't have anybody. She wasn't sleeping, she was holding a glass. A glass of water. That's why I came back. GEORGE I'm sorry, Mike. MIKE She made me a Mickey Mouse costume, for Halloween. I was six. I don't know why I wanted it so bad. I guess that was the time I understood that I have nobody but her. I knew I have no father, but it's not the same. GEORGE Let's go, Mike, I'm with you. (They smoke.) MIKE She thought that something would come out of her boy, something good. Not a mouse. She didn't give birth to a mouse. It broke her heart, George. GEORGE No, Mike, no! You're wrong, man. MIKE This mouse kills. I know. GEORGE Do you want me to call? Let me call. MIKE It killed my children, my whole family.... GEORGE Mike, what are you talking about? You have no children. MIKE You see now? Everything. Nothing. What kind of children could I have? Mice? George, I can't go back. I can't think. I can't feel anything. (Points at the head of Mickey Mouse.) Like him. Dead. Now we both are dead. GEORGE What do you want, Mike? Tell me. MIKE I'm sorry. GEORGE What? What do you say? MIKE I got you in, into it. (About the clown's outfit.) I didn't mean it. GEORGE It's a job, Mike. I appreciate it. I'm grateful to you. MIKE You go, you call. GEORGE Sure. Right away. MIKE Call the police. GEORGE Police? All right. MIKE The door is open. I left it open... on Monday. GEORGE Mike, what are you saying, Mike? Today is Friday, Mike. MIKE I couldn't go back. GEORGE Take it off, take this off! (He tries to take off the mouse's costume, Mike grabs his hands). MIKE George.... GEORGE Yes, Mike. (Pause.) MIKE This is me, the mouse. GEORGE No, man, no, you can't give up. Trust me, I know. You have to keep going. I say to myself, go, fuck, get up and go. Clown? Fine. Voice over -- great. I'll take it. I'm not a clown. You have to believe in it. Look, you have no choice, you have to. What do you think I see when I am here working the crowd? No! Never! Not like them. They come here, here, understand? What for? You tell me. They don't know what to do with their time, their lives. I'm working here, I'd rather be a clown. Not caged, not tamed. They are ridiculous, not me! Understand? Do you understand, Michael? MIKE It's all the same. It's wrong. GEORGE No, Mike, no! Let me make a call. You stay here. We'll be all right. Stay here. (Leaves.) (Radio announcements of products on sale. Mike hides in the trash.) MIKE George? (Pause.) George! (Gets up.) Fuck you, George! (Gets down.) (George is back, without his clown costume but still in makeup.) GEORGE Mike? Mike! (Mike laughs, George goes to the container.) GEORGE Funny, yeah? Very funny! (Tries to hit Mike.) Come out! You, clown, get out! They're asking for you. MIKE I'm here (Makes noise.) GEORGE I'll drive you home. MIKE Hello? Who is there? Oh, Ronald! Come in, Mr. McDonald! I'm home. (Pause.) GEORGE Michael, please. It's not funny, man. MIKE Oh, it's not Ronald? It's Georgie! George! (Sings.) I love you, you love me.... GEORGE God! Michael, come out! We have to meet them there, at the site. MIKE Sing with us. Sing with Mickey. GEORGE Mike, they want you to identify the body. MIKE (Sings.) Head and shoulders, knees and toes.... Sing with us, George, with us mice.... GEORGE (Sings.) Head and shoulders.... Mike, listen, I'll be back. I have to make a phone call. MIKE In case of emergency, call 911. Stay tuned. We'll be back. GEORGE Mike! It's not an act, right? MIKE (gets up) Act? Did you say "act"? GEORGE Jesus, Mike! MIKE Somebody said "Jesus"? Call the police! GEORGE Mike! MIKE Let's pray! (Whispers.) Not play. Or act as if you are praying. Did you notice that Mickey never prays? Mickey doesn't believe in God, Georgie. Do you know why? Do you? GEORGE No, Mike, you listen to me. Get the fuck out of there and get yourself together! It's not a joke, Mike! MIKE Because! Because Mickey is God, Georgie! The one and only. There's no other god, George! GEORGE Fuck you all! What a fucking day! What is it? What the fuck did I do? MIKE God Mickey will save you, Ronald. He is a living god. He is everywhere. That was the second coming, George. Me! GEORGE Stop it! This is fucking too much! This is fucking stupid! (Leaves.) MIKE Ladies and gentlemen, I was a boy. No, first I was a baby. Then, I became a human being. That's what they say -- human. Do you know what man is? Man is a robe, yes, a bridge, a highway between the mouse and Mickey Mouse! (George and Policeman come out through the back door.) GEORGE Here he is, the idiot. I told you, his mother died. POLICEMAN I understand. We'll handle it. MIKE George! I lied. He didn't just die. The Junior. I killed him. I threw him in the toilet. Because of the penis. GEORGE What? Did you say penis? MIKE Have you seen a mouse's penis? GEORGE I don't know. I guess I have. MIKE You haven't. If you had, you would be a different man. POLICEMAN Ron, we have to keep things moving. GEORGE I'm not Ron, I'm George. POLICEMAN Sorry, George. We have to get his gun. Talk to him, George. We don't want any shooting around here. Does he have a gun? What kind? GEORGE I don't know. A hand gun. MIKE Why don't you shoot me, officer? I'm just a mouse. Not even a dog. Come on, do it! You haven't see a mouse's penis, either, have you? POLICEMAN No, sir. GEORGE Jesus, Mike! Would you cut it out, man?! Is it an act? MIKE Ah! Now, Georgie, now you are getting it! It was an act, I did act as a human. I talk as a human, I walk and even look like one. Don't I? What does it prove? GEORGE Yes, you tell me, man, what does it prove? I don't know, Mike. What do I know? I'm a clown, a dummy. MIKE That's right, George. Do you want to know how I understood it? POLICEMAN Sir, could you stand up, so we can talk.... MIKE I'm standing, officer. Do you know that you are a policeman? POLICEMAN Yes, sir, I'm a police officer. MIKE No, you think that you are a policeman, but in fact you ARE Policeman. Do you see the difference? (Pause.) Do you? POLICEMAN (To George.) What do I say? GEORGE I don't know. Mike, give him the gun. It makes him nervous, the gun. Give it to him, he is a policeman, he doesn't understand this stuff. MIKE You see, officer, George understands it. You are Policeman. You have to recognize the fact. I did. Once I began the line of questioning, there was no stopping. I, too, thought that I am a man. Everybody thought that I'm a man. Because once we start questioning it, there is no way to stop. Have you see your penis, officer? POLICEMAN I better call for a backup. GEORGE Mike, please, come out. There will be two dozen of them, with sirens, guns. They will scare the shit out of the mall. There are kids out there, Mike. MIKE I want them to listen. Mouse, armed and dangerous, speaks English, knows them -- it's power, George. Do you know the answer? GEORGE What? About the penis? It's just a penis, Mike. Nothing much. MIKE It's ugly, George. If you look at a mouse's penis, you'll understand it. It's red, blue, pathetic. GEORGE Yes, Mike, it's pathetic. You're right. POLICEMAN Don't argue with him, Ron. GEORGE I don't. Relax. He is not violent. Trust me, I know the man. MIKE You think you do. I'm a good actor, George. I play my part well. I fool my own mother. George, she died because she understood that she gave birth to a mouse. Do you understand the horror of it? To give birth to a monster? She wasn't a mouse, she was mother. She thought that it would be a boy. She wanted it so bad that I tried. It wasn't easy to notice that I was a mouse. It came out little by little. You have to mature for nature to show itself. Officer, your mother didn't know that she gave birth to Policeman. It's even more tragic. At least a mouse is something which could be understood. POLICEMAN (Whispers.) Ron, you stay on him. I can't use my radio here, it will distress him. He moves, you scream -- I'm here, behind the door. (Quietly moves to the door, disappears.) MIKE (Gets up.) (About the Policeman.) You see, George, a mouse is not the stupidest thing in the world. Or a clown. GEORGE It's not for real, Mike, is it? MIKE George, I mean it. I have to kill him, it's time. There is no other way. I thought about it a lot. That's when I got a gun. It will be the first human act for the mouse, the first step. Can you relate to it, George? GEORGE Oh, boy! You drive me crazy! MIKE That's the point, Ron! You have to get out of this suit! You have to give birth to yourself, to George. You have to lose HIS mind, this little mind of a clown. Ronald McDonald can't play Shakespeare, only George can. You know it. Don't lie to yourself, George. GEORGE And do I do, Mike? What does Ron do? What do we do? Why don't you shoot him, too? Shoot the fucking clown, Mike! MIKE Now you understand. GEORGE I understand nothing! Do you hear me? Nothing! MIKE You understand it. They don't understand that they understand nothing. Big difference. GEORGE And what? Where do I go from here? To sit together with you in the garbage? To be institutionalized? To kill myself? (Pause.) I'm sorry, Mike. I'm just a clown. I'm sorry about your mother, man. Don't make me cry, Mike. Not now. MIKE Why don't you go home, George? Go. GEORGE I can't leave you like this. They are nuts. God knows what they will do to you. It's all for nothing. Nothing you can do, Mike. MIKE I want to have my life, George. I want to be human. Not feel human, but be. Like when I was a boy, when I had a chance. Do you remember how it feels? When everything is open, when you walk into the world with eyes open, when everything is so new and you want it -- now, tomorrow, forever? That's human. The rest is tiring, the same, dead. GEORGE You want to be a god or an angel, not a man. MIKE God, god? What the hell is that? I want to be a man. That's all. Is it too much to ask? I know it's possible. I feel it from time to time, I felt it before. This business about gods is for them -- the mice, police, clowns, customers. George, I'd rather be a mouse who dreams about becoming a man. GEORGE They won't understand you, Mike. They will never understand it. I know this. And you know. Leave them alone. Let them be. You are not Jesus, not a clown. I know you. MIKE I know you do. GEORGE Give me your gun. I'll tell them that it was a joke. That we were rehearsing Beckett or something. We're actors, they will buy it. Get out of there, let me help you.... MIKE I can't go home. GEORGE I know. You stay with me. MIKE What about her? GEORGE Fuck her, she is a girl-friend. (They both laugh.) Not a girl, not a friend -- girlfriend. What do you think that is, Mickey? (They laugh.) You are a smart mouse, you should know. MIKE They'll kick you out. They'll kick me out and you, too. Because they need a clown, a mouse and a clown. GEORGE Fuck them, I have an underwear audition on Monday. It's just an ass, Mike. Penis and ass. They have both. You are not a penis, not an ass, not a mouse. (There are voices, commands, radio voices.) GEORGE (screams) We are all right! He is coming out! He has no gun! (They try to climb out of the container.) MIKE I'll do it, the underwear ad. (They both laugh.) GEORGE Sure. You can do whatever you want. Do you have a smoke? MIKE Thanks, man. Let me get it. (He goes for a pack of cigarettes under his costume). (The back door is slammed open. Shots. Many. The container falls on the side.) THE END (Mike and George do not move.) GEORGE They shot at us, Mike. MIKE They're the police, George. That's what they do. GEORGE You made my day, Mike. MIKE Sorry, it got out of control. GEORGE It's okay. I enjoyed it. You're good. MIKE I needed it, George. Otherwise, I'll go crazy. Especially on Fridays. GEORGE Hey, don't I understand! I love Mike, Jr. -- great idea! And the mother, the glass, the door -- you are really good! MIKE Thanks. I feel better. GEORGE Mike? MIKE I know. GEORGE They shot at us, Mike. They shot me dead. MIKE Me too. GEORGE I don't have to go back. I'm free, Mike. Mike? Mike! (POLICEMAN appears from the door and approaches the container.) POLICEMAN (screams back to the dark door) They are here. Both. They look dead. (Touches them.) They are dead. Both.... Dead. (Cries.) Dead.... dead.... (Mike and George do not move, giggling. They don't have to worry about anything anymore -- they are dead.) THE SECOND END.
SIMULACRA An American Comedy in Two Acts and Four Scenes Characters: MIKE, actor, director, writer and Mickey Mouse. GEORGE, actor, "I," Ronald McDonald and good friend. I&I, Rasta and an undercover cop. MAN, Salesman and undercover police officer. POLICEMAN, a policeman (in Act Two). Place: New York City. Time: The end of the American Century and the Millennium of the West. SYNOPSIS: A few hours in the life of two friends, actors (Mike and George) and their characters (Mickey Mouse and Ronald McDonald) in New York City. Scene One. A transpersonal experience in airport which proves to be an act put on by an actor, dealing drugs to divert attention of two undercover cops from the transaction. Scene Two. The first act turns out to be a on location rehearsal for a low budget movie. Although at the end it's happens to be that the two actors who play undercover cops are the cops and they arrest two actors on drug charges. Scene Three. The two are at the mall playing Mickey Mouse and Ronald McDonald. During the lunch break Mike becomes Mickey Mouse. Both guys are shot accidently by a policeman at the mall. Scene Four. Mickey Mouse and Ronald McDonald reflecting on life of actors. Mickey's desire to be human and his transformation into Mike, taking alone with him Ronald McDonald to the world of humans. Both of them are shot by a policeman. Accidently.
Contents: FROM THE AUTHOR ACT ONE. ONE DAY IN THE LIFE IF THE CHARACTER ACTORS SCENE ONE. I&I SCENE TWO. METHOD ACTING ACT TWO. A DAY IN THE LIFE OF MICKEY MOUSE SCENE ONE. SCENE TWO. PS.
SIMULACRA The simulacrum is never what hides the truth-- it is truth that hides the fact that there is none. The simulacrum is true. --Ecclesiastes Such would be the successive phases of the image: * it is the reflection of a profound reality; * it masks and denatures a profound reality; * it masks the *absence* of a profound reality; * it has no relation to any reality whatsoever: it is its own pure simulacrum. In the first case, the image is a good appearance--representation is of the sacramental order. In the second, it is an evil appearance--it is of the order of maleficence. In the third, it plays at being an appearance--it is of the order of sorcery. In the fourth, it is no longer of the order of appearances, but of simulation. Baudrillard, "The Precession of Simulacra," (Simulacra and Simulation) FROM THE AUTHOR As if for a cover letter: Genre -- American Comedy. Because nothing else could be written about us. (Dante) Play Chekhov, they'll laugh. Style. Realism Without Borders. Title. Only the hyper-reality could be completely controlled. That's why we prefer information about a subject than a subject. From imitation to simulation? Simulacra of the world and the original have equal right -- both do exit. Theatre always was a simulacra of life. Theatre proved to be more real; we don't know William Shakespeare, we know Hamlet. Composition. Why do I want to keep the acts fully independent? Blackout in between. They all have to be separated, the public should try to bring them together. Audience is the screen and place of action. Act One and Two are interchangeable. Next night switch them. Try. The Origins. My reasons for writing this play. After a few months on Popular Culture list. If man can feel and become a THING, why not the opposite? If you're not satisfied with the notes, read the play and the PS attachment (Unanswered Questions).
Anatoly Antohin, Fairbanks Alaska, Fall of 1997.
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